(202): I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.

(617): I'm half single.
(773): Please tell me it's the bottom half.

(410): That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
(301): Dude it was a lap dance

I just went through the most physically and emotionally draining day in my entire life.


BUT BUT BUT

it was completely worth it...

After 13 years I am finally seeing No Doubt again on tour.

Thank you for purchasing tickets to No Doubt's 2009 tour! Please find your order details and delivery instructions below.


ALL SALES ARE FINAL
7/31/2009
No Doubt, Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
Number of tickets: 2,
GA Pit All Ages
Ticket Delivery: Will Call
Total Service Fee: 14.80 (USD)
Tour Club Membership Fee: 15.00 (USD)
Total Delivery Cost: 0.00 (USD)

Total Ticket Cost: 209.80 (USD)


Some people may be wondering, hmm, isn't the Verizon Wireless Amp in CA? Yes, yes it is. And i'm from CT.
Yes, I'm flying across the country to see my favorite band because its the 2nd to last day of the tour and it's also my 26th birthday.

Coincidence?

Hell no!

I knew I would be on the road today so I knew that I had to get wifi access sometime before 7pm (when the tickets when onsale)
So I got to a Starbucks with my friends and after trying for an hour I finally got online. Ugh It was sooo frustrating. What a bunch of shit. Starbucks sucks. They claim they are WiFi but it's a joke. You have to buy a fucking Starbucks card, then register with AT&T and then register your card and then put money on the card and then, ONLY THEN, can you finally access the internet. And its shotty at best.

So I'm online. I'm ready to go and it's 15 of 7. So we all decide to go outside with our drinks and have a smoke. I close my mac and when I get back I realize that I have to go through the entire process of logging on again.

So now it's 7:03, 7:08, etc. I start to seriously panic and I'm actually tearing up. I never cry. I call my sister in hopes that she can access my fan club info and get me the pre-sale tickets and she is like, so confused.

Finally by a miracle I get on and (thank God I bookmarked the page) I quickly pull up the pre-sale page. I scroll down to 7/31 - Irvine and it says all seats are filled. I kept refreshing and refreshing and panicking and I'm on the phone with my sister, and crying and sooooo pissed that I went out for that stupid cigarette... and refreshing and refreshing and by then Megan had to drive Jo to her AA meeting so I told them to leave me at Starbucks and finally around 7:15 I got 2 tickets for some random section. I'm like, "holy shit. people who are checking out now and have shitty credit cards or whatever are losing their tickets" Because, see, if you buy tickets online, they will hold them for a certain amount of time. Within that time you need to have a valid credit card, etc, etc. And if it cant complete the transation the time is up and the tickets go back into the pool.

I've gotten great seats for years by doing this. There is also a way to get front row seats on the day of the show but that secret is for another post.

Anyways, I start frantically refreshing the page again. Over and over and finally. FINALLY FINALLY I got 2 tickets for the pit.


I gasped so loud the man next to me at starbucks asked me if I was okay. And I don't remember what I said but I remember snapping back and looking through my bag for my debit card.

I have never filled out an online form so quickly in my entire life. I was typing crazy and mispelled my names and capped it all because I was scared I was going to lose the fucking pit seats... but I didn't.

I finally got to the page and it said I was in.

For five minutes I just sat there. I saved the page on my desktop in case something happened and I just stared in disbelief.

I went from this emotional rollercoaster to finally being okay to just chill.

I got my tickets. I got pit. I got them for the same day as my birthday and I was shocked.

I still am.

Thank God

I have pneumonia and a double ear infection and all I want to do is watch Hamlet 2 and Choke online and THEY ARE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND!!!!!!!!!!


I'm very annoyed.

I'm currently watching a marathon of...




it's glorious

K.C. passed away at 2:32pm today.
We went to the vet and he gave us a script for the pharmacy.
We left him there since he needed urgent care.
We left to go to CVS and as we left the store I got a call.
It was the Vet
They couldn't tell me.
They could only tell me that something was wrong.
My mom was so scared.
I have never seen her so scared before.
She took the phone...
We were driving to get there.
So fast but so much traffic.
They were explaining and explaining
and we finally got to the parking lot of the vet
My mom screamed "He's GONE!???"
The rest is a blur.
Nurses were surrounding our car.
I couldn't breath.
My door was opened and yet I couldn't feel any air.
I was holding onto the car as if there was an earthquake.
My world had shattered.
This boy who lived in a cat suit as my dad said.
He was my everything.

Im so sick of watching things die.
people
pets
relationships
everything

i cant believe im going through this again.
i just dont think i can.

Its such a shitass monday. It was beautiful over the weekend so I can't complain.

I think I performed 4 or 5 out of the 7 deadly sins this weekend.

I'm ready for something new... Greener grasses as Mikey said.

I have so much to do this week and my cat is currently at the vet. I feel like I need to be home so I think Im going to leave work early.

I can't get enough of those matty and whoeverheisdating gifs.

like. seriously yo.

"Wait a second, she's living in GLENDALE?! How awkward...that's where I bought my car and the guy who sold it to me compared it to the Upper East Side of NYC. I was like um I'm pretty sure if anything, Beverly Hills would be the equivalent. Then again, this is also the guy who told me it took him like three hours of watching the news to figure out that 9/11 was not, in fact, some movie being played on all the channels."

I just remembered that when my sister and I were in middle school (she was just starting high school) we used to stay home on the weekends and watch Barney and Friends. We always hated the chubby hispanic girl. It was like, the first first first ever Barney. We were (are) such dorks.

mike: i mean, this show will eventually turn me into a troll. but...
me: eventually?
mike: eventually
mike: like in 3 minutes

work treasures

so there is this tray near the water cooler that has like, paper clips, staples, rubber bands, etc. There is also some pretty random stuff in it as well like a lego, some tic-tacs, and this one band-aid.



It's fucking glorious!  The thing is older than me!  I remember when I was a kid and having to tear open band-aids like this before they came up with the pull apart wrapping.

Now, I don't want to date myself here, but it must be at least 20-something years old.

I know I'm a dork because A) I scanned the damn thing. and B) I plan on taking it home and adding it to my collection of things that remind me of my childhood. but whatever. I  think finding little things like this is rad.

I just wonder why no one threw it away all these years? I mean, seriously, did they think someone was going to use it? Look at that thing. It belongs in a museum, not a workplace!

Since college I have worn socks with sandals every day except when it's warm out where I won't wear any socks or when it's really heavy snow and I have to wear actual shoes.




i took it with my sidekick so it's shite but you get the jist.


I'm just so tired of society making me feel like I DONT BELONG!!!!!!!! STOP THE HATE!!!!!!!!!!!! EDUCATE!