(410): That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
(301): Dude it was a lap dance

(804): Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
(1-804): wow, that really makes you stop and think.

(617): I'm half single.
(773): Please tell me it's the bottom half.

(202): I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.